lackluster | ɴɪɢʜᴛғᴇʟʟ: ɪɴʙᴏx.

[ omg is the ORV cast gonna adopt him ]

Maybe.

I might not be able to afford it yet though.

[YEAH COME LIVE WITH THEM CHILDE!!!!! but also oocly NO PRESSURE ARCHER we just think it'd be v funny if childe showed up and met dokja]

i dont blame it u it's pretty much highway robbery
that aside
u know what's not highway robbery
if u move into the han sooyoung corporation apartment complex
which has just officially opened!!!

[ I THINK IT WOULD BE RLY FUNNY TOO pls let him live with the cast and then have him leash dokja in front of everyone so he can deliver him to jhw ]

That's it? No catch? No background checks?

What if I'm a bad guy?

[hsy watching like

]

its ok as long as ur not a pervert
if u r then ill send u to purgatory or whatever comes after dying here
otherwise we're very accepting of all kinds of ppl/non-ppl!!

the only other catch is that u gotta pitch in for groceries and repairs
but we've got a cook so we can provide meals
also hot water

[ yeah it can be in front of her salad too. ]

Then, if that's the case, count me in. Those terms sound good to me.

I can help with the cooking too. And cleaning, if you need.

How many people are living in the Han Sooyoung Corporation Apartment Complex?

[STOP NOT HER SALAD

also, nice!! congrats childe, literally the first person who's said yes!!! she pats herself on the back, hehe. she refuses to take responsibility of whatever happens after this. it's fine.]

cool, ill text you the address.
uhh about six right now? seven including you. the building's pretty big tho so you'll get ur own space.

oh right what's ur name?

[ he's the first person to say yes?? maybe she needs to rethink her tactics... ]

Six people, huh? Are they all people you asked to stay with you out of the blue too?

[ Han Sooyoung must be really lonely, or so he thinks. ]

But you can call me Childe. What should I call you, Miss Landlady?

[STOP she just grabbed him first its fine her tactics are great]

nah im stuck with them unfortunately theyre annoying like that
but i did ask one other person and im planning to ask more

[good thing she can't sense the BRACKET TEXT otherwise she'd immediately protest?? she's not lonely??]

my names on the building! han sooyoung but u can call me sooyoung

Wow, so you already have a corporation and an apartment complex named after you? You were busy.

[ If only Sooyoung can see the way Tartaglia is looking at his phone... he's so impressed. ]

Are you trying to fill up the whole building with people? I can ask around too, if you need help.

[STOP DON'T BOOST HER EGO LIKE THIS]

well u know what they say
even the dead dont rest
and its not like we're actually dead so that goes double for us both
if u get me more tenants then ill throw u a discount, or tag along for one of those notice board quests

[ he likes go-getters, okay...... ]

Uh huh. So you don't believe what they say either.

But sure, I'll ask around. I just have to make sure they aren't a pervert, right?

[ what is this criteria ]

[sooyoung with great confidence: i have a feeling ill get along great with this guy]

yup
if they DO turn out to be a surprise pervert then u'll have to deal with them

[that's childe's responsibility as the person who invited them! little does hsy know that he'd beat them up for funsies]

and i need more proof than just being told that we're in an afterlife
don't u?

[ Tartaglia is pretty much thinking along the same lines. Sooyoung sounds interesting just from this conversation alone. She also has to be a little crazy to invite a random guy to live at her apartment complex out of the blue like this. ]

That's fine. I'll beat them up, no problem.

[ Anyway. ]

Yeah, you're right. It just seems like there are others who believe it's all true, so it's nice to find someone who doesn't.

ig some of those ppl have reason to believe it
like they were really sick or that they were being attacked before they came here
what about u?

[she's curious... so far, everyone she's met might have been in a situation that led to their death, but no one's told her that they remember actually dying]

I remember finishing a part of my mission, so I was getting ready to head back to where I was staying for the night. And then I found myself here.

So unless a cliff got me somehow...

lol

[she doesn't think he really died by cliff okay but she does think it's funny]

no but its the same for me. i remember what i was doing and how i woke up here, but i don't remember the most important part aka dying
ig we could have lost our memories but that's way too convenient

[ What does lol mean... Something to ask later. ]

Even if we lost our memories, there should still be physical evidence if we died. Scars, things like that.

All I have are old ones. Nothing new that indicates how I must have died, so we're probably safe in our assumptions.

[childe about to learn the ins and outs of educational terms like babygirl]

oh yeah good point
the whole 'dead' thing is probably to discourage ppl from trying to leave and go back to their worlds
ig most ppl would give up if they really thought there was nothing left for them

[ is she gonna teach him about poggers??? ]

So you think they're trying to keep us here for a reason? I hadn't considered that.

I guess they could be wanting to feed our souls to the Forges.

[ Since soul-forging seems to be pretty ludicrous around here. ]

But I'm not about to believe I died just because it's convenient for them.

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